When it rains........ Actually, that's the other thing that is going wrong for John Howard.
He really can't take a trick. I'm sure the auditor was wrong, it would only be a coincidence that Coalition seats benefited from pork barrelling in the last election. Further, even if it was deliberate, he's atoned, he is giving everyone money this election. Try and find someone who wouldn't benefit from a coalition victory, or a Labor victory for that matter.
Bring on the election and prosperity for all.